Prince of Borneo - Part II

It all started one night (Monday, May 23, 2011)... 

Guy: Haaaloo, Uncle [to Pablo].. Boleh mnta $$ kah? Satu ringgit kah? Atau 20 sen?

JJ: *pusing belakang, ketakutan* Bha, Pablo. Apa macam ni?

[Pablo 2011 via Facebook] 

TRANSLATION

Guy: Haaaloo, Uncle [to Paulo].. Can you spare me some change? A dollar? Or even 20 cents? 

JJ: *turning away nervously* So, my dear Pablo, what ever are we going to do? 

We were actually on our way (JJ, Pablo, Jonny Depp, Datin, Challie, Cewek Pilo, and me) from a lavish dinner by the roadside. As usual, JJ had nothing but the best, and so did Datin and Challie. By the way, they are all royals. Datin is the reigning queen of Labuan, whilst Challie is the King of Rock a.k.a. Guitar Hero. So, of course they had scrumptious chicken bathe with creamy sambal sauce. And, let's not forget about Datin's inability to eat vegetables. 

So, anyways. We were on our way back when a scruffy looking guy came our way. It so happened that we were walking through a pretty dark alley, with Sitis (Si Tikus = rats) running all around, as big as chickens, mind you. Maybe seeing the tall and handsome Pablo (JJ's gardener or better known as the handsomest, cutest looking man or EVEN BETTER, JJ's scandal), the weird, toothless guy went straight to him. When he noticed Your Highnest JJ, he turned to him. But luckily Bodyguard a.k.a Kacak a.k.a JJ's scandal, or simply Pablo, was there to save the day, or should I say night. 

As for the rest, especially Datin and I, were away as fast as lightning. Cewek, on the other hand, make dunno and walked straight while Challie just made his Buargggh look *eh, takazut sia*. 

Well, when we reached the Dorm at Sku-Ul, JJ let out a scream. He was never that scared before (or has he *evil laugh*).

Few minutes later, he posted this on Facebook: 

‎Dear me. Not only was this kingdom have less places to eat out and completely full of rubbish, BUT, this place (which I will conquer very soon), also has stupid !@#$% strangers everywhere. Oh, please excuse my language. Even if my entourage walk with me in a group, that stupid guy still dared to ask for $$ from a soon-to-be Prince. He even kept following us! 

My fellow merry men, thank you for spending your time with me: Pablo, Challie, *me , Cewek Pilo, Jonny Depp and Datin =D 

Judas, Juda-a-a 

James, Ja-a-a-mes

Prince of Borneo - Part I

The story I am about to tell you is the first of many parts. It is about this young man who was loved by everyone. His name is James Earring Poloko Manireng. JJ for short. He was as bright as the sun and he captured the hearts of everyone. The perfect attribute of a prince. 

It all started when he had to go away from home to be a scholar on the Mainland. All his life he was confined under the watchful eyes of the Elders. The move abroad smelt like freedom for JJ. His first day at the Sku-Ul, the established place where scholars went to get educated, was just the beginning. In just one semester, he was already making friends with half of the student population. By the beginning of the second semester, not only were professors and students alike greeting him in the hallways, but local townsfolk in nearby shops and restaurants were calling his name whenever he passed by. 

Although the number of friends that JJ knew were growing day by day, he had a few close friends who were with him through thick and thin. Pablo, Jonny Depp, Datin, Challie, Cewek Pilo, and me. The seven of us were always together and we were like a family. Each of us were different in our own ways yet so similar in thought. 

But it was not all rainbows and butterflies for JJ. Little did he knew that he was meant for even greater things. He was the Chosen One... Gaga, ooh la laa... Roma, roma ah...